ZEN GOOD ENERGY MASSAGE Therapist Katina seeks to trade massage for HOME HANDY WORK b/c*** in Seattle, Washington For Sale

I am currently in between boyfriends (lol)! SERIOUSLY I recently got burned by my "con - tractor" so I need help! I am "desperately seeking" to trade my DEEP TISSUE or Swedish therapeutic relaxation MASSAGE *** value of $80/one hour; $120/90 min. or $150/ 2 hours,***I am licensed & professional - but you don't have to be- meaning you don't have to be a contractor to do my dry wall; or a "landscaper" to remove grass in front yard (left by former contractor)
i need a new privacy wall or screen for HOT TUB IN BACKYARD - as mine was scrapped without authorization by the above mentioned so-called "contactor"; unfinished DRY WALL project left after door added to connect two bedrooms - my stupid idea! and now...FOR THE BEST TRADE: plz help ME SET my stereo system - some wires are ABOVE CEILING and come out of lower bedroom wall - now sealed! IF YOU ARE HANDY AND HANDSOME OR JUST PLAIN GOOD LOOKING (KIDDING) I MEAN HANDY - PLZ PICK UP THAT PHONE & tell me how much you charge then let the trading begin!come in and get your FREE MASSAGE after you do $80 of work that is!! MY BUSINESS CELL IS 206-450-xxxx or reply to this long-winded sales pitch!